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Beer Monster

You’ve seen him in cities
All over the place,
Slumped in a corner
With a grin on his face

From a distance he’s loud,
Boisterous and leary
But get up close and see
He’s just sozzled, not scary

His habits are bad,
The fags that he smokes and the pies that he eats
If no one is looking
He’ll piss in the street

His mating call is a belch,
Does a courting dance of old
Lurching and swaying to Spandau Ballet’ s
‘Gold’

The beer monster is drunk, will pick fights, fall asleep
But as you can see
He’s really quite sweet.

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:iconstare1988:
whoa! nice details!

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Hello Moto!!
:iconandycouncil:
Cheers! Back to business with the dinosaurs....
:iconandycouncil:
Thanks! Detail is my game.
:iconjudolynx:
crazy cool

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chicken pot pie, chocolate covered raisins, a glazed ham...
:iconandycouncil:
Yeah I think having a few beers while watching the footie helped with this one. Thanks for the fav!
:iconnobeak:
Came fresh with it again. Love the ashtray nostrils.
Fab work!

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:iconandycouncil:
Cheers man! Thanks for the fav too.
:iconmazakii:
oh woooow... beer this time !!!!!
so funny those two barrels could be the eyes !!! hahahaa
good work as always !!!

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I'm improving, and I'll always do! :)
:iconandycouncil:
HAHA! Yes the barrels are the eyes! Thanks for the fav too!

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